He's straightforward, intelligent, driven, successful, sincere, laid back, polite and says what he means. He's the straight man. He doesn't try to be funny. But luckily for us, he is! And more luckily for us, I have no problem exploiting it! So here you are, fine people. Good, clean fun from the straight man!

8/19/10

"Make sure you make the right decision now, before you make the wrong one."
--encouraging our 5 year old to think through what he was choosing when given 2 options.
ME: What destination did you put in the GPS?
HIM: The one we're going to.
--While driving to multiple errands.