"I'm going to give these badboys the old going-once-going-twice routine".
--while mating socks from the mismatched pile.

"Oh, I'm no stranger to personification".
--while playing a board game.

"I've always loved the Jheri Curl. If I could find a way to keep my hair greasy all day, I'd be all over it."
--while searching for a hairproduct to achieve the 2008 Metrosexual look.